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It's that time of year
again. This weekend is
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the annual Regimental Ball.
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(Soldiers whooping, cheering)
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Splendor has returned to Fort McGee.
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Dress blues, big speeches...
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Pete, it's a refined
atmosphere that's sick as hell.
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All in the Grand Ballroom
at the Seacord Motor Lodge
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off Route 301.
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- (Soldiers oohing)
- They have a machine that just gives you ice.
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This year, we're honoring
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a very special guest.
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I wonder who it is.
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It's Burt Reynolds.
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He's put in 30 years of service.
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Wow.
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A great soldier, legendary leader.
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Beloved by his troops.
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(Murmuring)
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He lost his own foot in combat.
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Yes, it's just got to be Burt Reynolds!
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It's me, damn it!
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(All cheering)
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, Randy, let's do this.
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Happy Alive Day...
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Happy Alive Day
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I'm so happy you're alive
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Day.
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I'm not sure the year anniversary
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of when I almost died from an RPG explosion
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should be celebrated with a cake.
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What about a shirt?
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I got to admit, that's awesome.
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Bingo!
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Dude, I love that we
can talk about this now.
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It's like you've opened
up your heart chambers.
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Now I can roam around.
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Oh, hey, what's in here?
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Oh, it's your fears.
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Therapy's been really good for me.
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I've got to thank Cody
for pushing me to go.
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I'm feeling really good.
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You know I love pampering
people on their special days.
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So relax and let me do my thang.
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Randy, don't massage me, it's creepy...
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(Pete groaning with pleasure)
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(Pete moaning)
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Hey, brother, I got the neck,
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you start on his feet,
we'll meet in the middle?
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I'll grab the toes, Derr.
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I'm not in the mood for whatever this is.
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Erin and I just broke up.
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- What? Ow!
- How'd that happen?
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I knew she was moving away, but I thought
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you were gonna have your
big good-bye at the ball?
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Yeah, but then I started thinking...
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Uh-oh.
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I don't think we should go to the ball.
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What?
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Both: What?!
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I was trying to save us
both heartache, you know?
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I knew if we went to the ball,
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we'd have a really romantic
time, and then I'd fall
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more in love with her
and I don't want that.
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You didn't say that!
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(Gasps)
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You did say that!
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It made sense in my head, but
then it came out all wrong.
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And then she was making a big
deal out of it, so I said...
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If it's such a big deal to
you, then fine, let's go.
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(Gasps)
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(Both gasp)
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Then I tried to save it
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with the rewind bit.
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(Gibbering, speaking backwards)
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Hi.
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That is your worst bit!
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Why didn't you just do a Mr. T impression?
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(Imitating Mr. T): I pity the fool!
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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I know, I blew it. And now she's leaving,
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so it's the last time
I'm ever gonna see her.
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So I want to be miserable by myself.
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There's an easy way to fix this.
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Do Officer and a Gentleman.
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What does that even mean, Randy?
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You show up in uniform,
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sweep her off her feet and carry her away.
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Where am I carrying her to?
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I don't know... the movie kind of ends.
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You know what, Randy? Let
me put on my headlight,
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and go spelunking in
Derrick's heart chambers.
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(Muffled): Oh, God.
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I get that you're trying
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to go inward and shut down.
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But what I learned in therapy
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is you need to focus outward.
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Now...
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come on.
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You can say whatever you
want without judgment.
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You're gaining weight in your face.
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He's not ready to talk yet.
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Pete (Moaning): Ah, oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, right there.
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(Moaning, laughing)
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You know that's super weird, right?
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It's not weird, it's brothers.
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Pete: Ease up, Sergeant Perez.
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The sun is shining...
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- (Randy humming)
- the birds are chirping.
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Did you even notice any of that?
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Just trying to work on my Cody toast.
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At the ball?
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We're honoring Sergeant...
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- (Blender grinding)
- Seriously?
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Should I be giving a toast?
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There's only one toast,
and I already called it.
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Sorry. Also my platoon is serenading Cody
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while he dances with his daughter.
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And before you ask,
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there's only one serenade.
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Called it.
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So, uh... (Clears throat)
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What are you guys doing?
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Okay, everybody, circle up.
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What's our plan for the ball?
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Ooh, I'm gonna challenge
Gumble to a dance-off.
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Oh, you do not want to step to this.
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No! What are we gonna do
to honor Sergeant Major?
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I'll get super wasted.
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In his honor.
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I'll make my
soon-to-be-ex-husband jealous
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by inviting him to the ball
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and then making out with a bad boy.
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In his honor.
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These are things that
you were already gonna do.
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Can I be homecoming king?
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That's just insane.
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That is insane.
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I'm posting a video on the Internet
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in the hopes of snagging a celebrity date
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- with Lori Loughlin.
- Who?
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The stunning beauty from Full House. Duh.
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(Clears throat) Any thoughts
on how to honor Cody?
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We'll probably just do something
small and from the heart.
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Sounds good.
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(In perfect harmony):
For
he's a good Sergeant Major
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For he's a good Sergeant Major
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For he's a good Sergeant Major...
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Now we're screwed.
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Which nobody can deny.
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Ah, beautiful.
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(Clears throat)
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- At ease!
- Carry on.
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Sorry, Sergeant Major.
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Just a little tease of what
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you're gonna see at the ball.
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Well, a tease is all I'll see.
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Due to budget cuts, the Army has canceled
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the Regimental Ball.
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(Soldiers gasping)
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And it's a really big shame
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It's a really big shame
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It's a really big shame...
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I believe I have misread the situation.
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I can't believe they canceled the ball.
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Now I don't get to give my Cody toast.
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I was gonna make people cry so hard,
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they'd get ugly face. (Mock crying)
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You've got some weird goals.
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Hey, do you think we
should check on Derrick?
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I already did.
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I'm telling you,
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do Officer and a Gentleman.
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He's not ready to talk.
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Cody (Over P.A.): Attention.
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The ball has been canceled.
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And I am crushed.
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He doesn't want to admit
it, but he's crushed.
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So I thought I'd go ahead
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and read the speech I wrote for the event.
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When I was assigned to Rear D,
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I thought, "Well, those
aren't real soldiers."
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But I was wrong.
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What you do is heroic.
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And watching you grow over all these years
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has been the most rewarding
experience of my career.
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Frankly, it made me a better father
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to my daughter, Britney.
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(Crying): I love you, Dad.
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Yup, sorry, Mom.
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You are real soldiers.
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You're my soldiers.
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Hooah.
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(Soldiers crying nearby)
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What are we gonna do, Sergeant Hill?
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We are gonna rise to the occasion.
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Tomorrow night when that
clock hits 1800 hours,
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we are throwing that man a ball.
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Hold up! Tomorrow?!
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That's less than two days from now.
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We owe this to the Sergeant Major.
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And you owe this to yourselves.
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Robinson, Gumble!
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You want a dance-off?
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Build a dance floor.
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Oh, it's parquet time, girl!
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- You want to take that back?
- No, I'm actually really proud of it.
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Dobkiss, you do refreshments.
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Already made up a drink called Cody Colada.
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It's gin.
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- Park, you want to make
out with somebody? - Uh-huh.
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Make this place look romantic.
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My ex-husband's gonna
watch me French a stranger.
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Ruiz, you want to be homecoming king?
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- Yes!
- I'm not sure what that connects to,
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so just... do the lights?
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Off with their heads!
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If that helps.
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Now, this has all got to be a surprise.
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So we need to keep Cody
away until it happens.
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- So, Randy...
- Yes, Pete!
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I've been waiting for you to turn around
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and tell me what to do and I'll do it now!
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You have the most important job.
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You want to... pamper me?
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Just because the Army
canceled your special day
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doesn't mean you don't get a special day.
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I don't think this is for me.
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Sergeant Major, you have worked
your tuchis off for 30 years.
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30 years!
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Don't you deserve just one day
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of delicate, delicate pampering?
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Let's get started with a massage.
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All right...
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Get out here.
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"Frank McCourt reads Angela's Ashes"?
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I'm at the part where he gives the raisin
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to the boy with no shoes.
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Go away!
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We're throwing a ball, and I need you.
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Plus, I can tell you from experience...
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isolating yourself is the wrong move.
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I really don't need Pete
the Therapist right now.
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Well how about Pete the Sergeant?
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Because I am ordering you to do this.
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- What?
- Keeping busy is what's best for you.
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I need you to take pictures
of everybody's amazing night.
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Maybe you'll have an
amazing night yourself.
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But right now...
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this guy wants a date with Lori Loughlin.
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I've got the steak.
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Now bring me the sizzle.
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Are we still in the Army?
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Randy: Now, for you to get
the most out of this massage,
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we need to get your mind off your troubles.
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Sometimes people share an experience,
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always in confidence.
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For instance, Gumble told
me that he has a third...
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Do you want to hear the
story of how I lost my foot?
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Would that really help you relax?
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I zig when other people zag.
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Perez: I just finished my toast.
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Want to hear a taste?
265
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Not really.
266
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Good evening.
267
00:08:45,308 --> 00:08:46,607
Sergeant Major Donald Cody
268
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enlisted in the Army in 1984.
269
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He did his in-processing at Fort Benning
270
00:08:50,213 --> 00:08:52,647
where he completed paperwork
and had a medical exam.
271
00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:56,217
In 1985, he ascended
to the rank of corporal.
272
00:08:56,219 --> 00:08:56,984
Is that it?
273
00:08:56,986 --> 00:08:58,286
I'm holding for laughter.
274
00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,489
Oh, okay, yeah, you
don't get to do the toast.
275
00:09:01,491 --> 00:09:03,491
Why? Was it too jokey?
276
00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:05,793
Sergeant Perez...
277
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:09,630
this night isn't about
words, it's about actions.
278
00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:13,267
It's about a man who dedicated
his life to delivering
279
00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:15,002
on the promise of the Army,
280
00:09:15,004 --> 00:09:17,672
and whose leadership has guided us all.
281
00:09:17,674 --> 00:09:19,807
(Scoffs)
282
00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,242
Is that it?
283
00:09:21,244 --> 00:09:22,643
I'm holding for tears.
284
00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:23,945
How are you so good at this?
285
00:09:23,947 --> 00:09:25,480
Spoke at a lot of football banquets.
286
00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,647
I basically substitute "Army"
287
00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,282
for "Rams" of Riverview High School.
288
00:09:28,284 --> 00:09:30,651
Well, so, like, (Clears
throat) what else would you say
289
00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,820
if you were gonna... say more things?
290
00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,021
Lori Loughlin, huh?
291
00:09:34,023 --> 00:09:35,323
Full House and
292
00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:38,593
its sunny take on American
family life was a tonic
293
00:09:38,595 --> 00:09:41,262
for this lonely youth
with a distant father.
294
00:09:41,264 --> 00:09:44,632
But Lori Loughlin's smile made it all okay.
295
00:09:44,634 --> 00:09:46,834
Plus she was smoking hot. Remember?
296
00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:47,969
- Yeah.
- Whoo!
297
00:09:47,971 --> 00:09:49,704
George, I know soldiers have gotten dates
298
00:09:49,706 --> 00:09:51,172
with celebrities off of videos...
299
00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,507
Mila Kunis.
300
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:53,875
Multi-hyphenate Justin Timberlake.
301
00:09:53,877 --> 00:09:55,977
But you get that it's a
total long shot, right?
302
00:09:55,979 --> 00:09:57,678
I mean, she's probably gonna say no.
303
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,681
Well, if she says no,
there will be heartache.
304
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:04,185
But to have just one night with a person
305
00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,287
that means the world to you...
306
00:10:07,289 --> 00:10:08,556
isn't it worth the risk?
307
00:10:08,558 --> 00:10:12,493
(Chuckles)
308
00:10:12,495 --> 00:10:13,794
Let's make this video.
309
00:10:13,796 --> 00:10:15,863
So, you're about here?
310
00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:19,700
General Stormin' Norman
Schwarzkopf had just sent tanks
311
00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,002
into Al Busayyah.
312
00:10:21,004 --> 00:10:25,406
Mmm... We were pinned down.
313
00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:28,509
And then I made the call for the Apaches.
314
00:10:28,511 --> 00:10:32,513
And that's the last thing
I remember before waking up.
315
00:10:32,515 --> 00:10:33,781
Ah, yeah...
316
00:10:35,684 --> 00:10:37,518
Your massage is complete.
317
00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,754
I'm gonna run some errands for you,
318
00:10:39,756 --> 00:10:41,689
so just lie back and relax.
319
00:10:41,691 --> 00:10:43,591
If you find yourself thirsty,
320
00:10:43,593 --> 00:10:45,893
I've left a carafe of
lemon-infused ice water
321
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:46,961
for your enjoyment.
322
00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:52,767
Lori, Lori, Lor,
don't think I'm a boor
323
00:10:52,769 --> 00:10:54,535
Please come with me
324
00:10:54,537 --> 00:10:57,338
To this party.
325
00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,740
(Plays flourish)
326
00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,044
So what do you think?
327
00:11:03,046 --> 00:11:04,745
If you don't like it, we
can always shoot it again.
328
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,614
No!
329
00:11:06,616 --> 00:11:07,949
It's freakin' perfect!
330
00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,850
Happy to help.
331
00:11:09,852 --> 00:11:13,120
What about you?
332
00:11:13,122 --> 00:11:14,955
Who's your Lori Loughlin?
333
00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:18,626
And mind you, if it's Lori Loughlin,
334
00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:21,729
you can eat a bag of glass.
335
00:11:21,731 --> 00:11:24,565
(Groans)
336
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:25,800
(Sighs)
337
00:11:27,569 --> 00:11:28,560
Private Hill, what's wrong?
338
00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,738
Remember your story about
how you lost your foot?
339
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:34,775
Well, now I have a story
about how I lost your foot.
340
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:36,710
What?!
341
00:11:43,987 --> 00:11:47,388
I'm so sorry I lost your fake foot.
342
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:49,156
Why did you take it in the first place?
343
00:11:49,158 --> 00:11:50,658
I was gonna buy you some dress socks
344
00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:51,892
and I wanted to get the size right.
345
00:11:51,894 --> 00:11:52,994
So you left it at the store?!
346
00:11:52,996 --> 00:11:54,161
I wish!
347
00:11:54,163 --> 00:11:55,429
I got worried I'd leave
348
00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:56,964
my coffee on the roof of my car,
349
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,000
so to avoid that I put your foot up there.
350
00:11:59,002 --> 00:12:01,002
But you know, when you get
in a car, you never think,
351
00:12:01,004 --> 00:12:03,004
"Wait... did I put my boss's
fake foot on the roof?"
352
00:12:03,006 --> 00:12:05,106
But that will be my
first thought from now on!
353
00:12:05,108 --> 00:12:07,008
Why were you buying me dress socks?
354
00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:08,609
Because you have a
meeting with General Murray
355
00:12:08,611 --> 00:12:10,978
in the Motor Pool now, and
they said not to eat first!
356
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,413
- What?!
- It's insane!
357
00:12:12,415 --> 00:12:14,815
If it weren't the truth,
you'd think it was a lie!
358
00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,450
I can't meet the man with no foot!
359
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:18,185
Well...
360
00:12:25,627 --> 00:12:27,428
A mannequin foot?
361
00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:29,196
Sergeant Major Cody, I told you I was going
362
00:12:29,198 --> 00:12:30,998
to attend your every need.
363
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,001
And right now, what you need is a foot.
364
00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:38,105
With this duct tape and adhesive,
365
00:12:38,107 --> 00:12:39,940
I feel like a science project.
366
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:41,442
What a day.
367
00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:44,478
All my years in the Army,
and it's come to this.
368
00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:53,921
Your ball, Sergeant Major.
369
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:01,896
You guys did all this for me?
370
00:13:01,898 --> 00:13:02,830
Pete: We did.
371
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,031
I owe it to you.
372
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,466
Yesterday was the
anniversary of a close call
373
00:13:05,468 --> 00:13:07,668
I had in Afghanistan. If it hadn't been
374
00:13:07,670 --> 00:13:09,370
for you pushing me to go to therapy,
375
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,373
I'd probably be sitting
alone on a beach somewhere
376
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,742
in a bad head space.
377
00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:17,378
Thank you, Sergeant Major.
378
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,413
Hi, Dad.
379
00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:22,816
Over here, Sergeant Major.
380
00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:27,922
(All laughing)
381
00:13:27,924 --> 00:13:29,190
There's that laugh.
382
00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:30,191
That laugh could mean
383
00:13:30,193 --> 00:13:31,325
you're either his favorite person,
384
00:13:31,327 --> 00:13:32,860
or you're on overnight CQ duty.
385
00:13:32,862 --> 00:13:35,696
Well, she's my favorite
person, he's got overnight duty.
386
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:37,398
(All laugh)
387
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,935
Tonight is about delivering
on the promise of the Army
388
00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:42,770
and a man whose leadership
has guided us all.
389
00:13:42,772 --> 00:13:43,871
Sergeant Major Cody
390
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:46,907
has made me a better
soldier and a better person.
391
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:51,345
I know that I'm not the only
one here who feels that way.
392
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:53,114
So, thank you, Sergeant Major.
393
00:13:53,116 --> 00:13:55,783
We all love you from
the bottom of our hearts.
394
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:03,290
Now let's get this party started.
395
00:14:03,292 --> 00:14:04,625
Man: Oh, yeah!
396
00:14:04,627 --> 00:14:07,128
397
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,530
Order, order!
398
00:14:09,532 --> 00:14:11,098
Court is now in session!
399
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,867
Wrong kind of court.
400
00:14:12,869 --> 00:14:13,934
Objection!
401
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:14,902
You know what?
402
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:15,903
Have fun.
403
00:14:15,905 --> 00:14:17,772
- Order, order!
- Why is this punch brown?
404
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,807
It's gin and chocolate milk, dawgs.
405
00:14:20,575 --> 00:14:22,810
More for me, sluggers.
406
00:14:24,146 --> 00:14:25,412
Oh! There's my ex.
407
00:14:25,414 --> 00:14:27,782
Okay, Diesel, let's do this.
408
00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,586
Beat it, dirtbag!
409
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:34,622
Hey, Ted!
410
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:35,723
(Giggles)
411
00:14:37,058 --> 00:14:38,826
- Aw...
- Oh...
412
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:41,962
Y'all ready for this?
413
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,397
Good question. You're not.
414
00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:46,000
Tiny Tilda Swinton want to step to me?
415
00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:47,835
416
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,411
I'm the Beyonc? of this platoon, man.
417
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,579
I'm the Anne Heche.
418
00:14:58,581 --> 00:15:00,648
I need a Facebook page for all this,
419
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,816
'cause you gonna like it.
420
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,417
Girl, that's more like MySpace,
421
00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:04,785
'cause nobody looks at it anymore.
422
00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:06,987
Vintage, vintage, vintage...
423
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,656
They are terrible.
424
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:09,924
This is a giant letdown.
425
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,795
(Exclaiming, whooping)
426
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,030
- Interesting.
- Nice.
427
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:23,570
And now it's time for a very
special father-daughter dance.
428
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,107
("Up Where We Belong"
by Joe Cocker playing)
429
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,653
Admit it.
430
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,121
Better than moping around the barracks.
431
00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:42,456
Therapy Pete was right.
432
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,457
Derrick: I don't know.
433
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,159
I feel bad for Chubowski.
434
00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:48,395
Mind if I sit down?
435
00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:49,396
Are you Lori Loughlin?
436
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:51,832
- Who?
- Keep moving.
437
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:52,833
She's not coming.
438
00:15:52,835 --> 00:15:54,034
Hey.
439
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,035
There she is.
440
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,670
Get a picture.
441
00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,005
...is the way I feel
442
00:15:58,007 --> 00:16:00,007
When it's real
443
00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:03,310
I keep it alive...
444
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:07,848
Hi.
445
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,683
I saw your video.
446
00:16:09,685 --> 00:16:12,353
Erin, Erin...
447
00:16:12,355 --> 00:16:13,854
I'm just gonna talk.
448
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:15,055
Look, I, uh...
449
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,090
I messed up.
450
00:16:16,092 --> 00:16:18,225
I honestly can't believe that worked.
451
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:22,096
You know, this is gonna
make our good-bye harder.
452
00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:23,330
Yeah, I know.
453
00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:24,899
Is the way I feel
454
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,901
When it's real...
455
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,669
Randy: Yeah...
456
00:16:28,671 --> 00:16:30,571
- Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
- Do it!
457
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,772
Randy: Do it!
458
00:16:31,774 --> 00:16:34,275
What is happening?
459
00:16:34,277 --> 00:16:38,379
He wants me to Officer and a Gentleman you.
460
00:16:38,381 --> 00:16:39,747
Will you sweep this girl off her feet?
461
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:40,881
- The music is playing!
- Yeah!
462
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:42,249
There are mountains
463
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,085
In our way...
464
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:45,953
(Mannequin foot cracks)
465
00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:49,023
But we climb
466
00:16:49,025 --> 00:16:53,093
-
A step every day
- No...!
467
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,061
Ooh...
468
00:16:54,063 --> 00:17:00,067
Love lifts us up where we belong
469
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:02,803
Where the eagles cry...
470
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:04,104
- It's okay!
-
On a mountain high
471
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,940
I saw this in a movie once!
472
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:08,075
Now let's finish this dance.
473
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:13,213
Love lifts us up where we belong...
474
00:17:13,215 --> 00:17:14,949
Oh, man.
475
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,216
This must be his.
476
00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:17,418
Gah!
477
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:18,986
I found it by the liquor store.
478
00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:20,788
I figured rabbits' feets are lucky,
479
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,323
this thing must be the damn Powerball.
480
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,859
481
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:36,103
Is everyone ready for
tonight's special surprise?
482
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:39,573
Live from Camp Eggers in Kabul,
483
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:42,776
our deployed brothers and
sisters from Fort McGee!
484
00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:44,445
(Applause)
485
00:17:44,447 --> 00:17:45,646
Hello, Fort McGee!
486
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,647
Hooah!
487
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,182
All: Hooah!
488
00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:50,084
(Cheering)
489
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:00,127
And none of this would have happened
490
00:18:00,129 --> 00:18:01,462
if it weren't for one man.
491
00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:03,998
Give it up for Sergeant Pete Hill!
492
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,934
(Cheering, applause)
493
00:18:09,337 --> 00:18:11,305
Where'd he go?
494
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:19,046
(Gulls screeching)
495
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:28,188
I hope you don't mind...
496
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,490
but I brought your brothers along.
497
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,227
Hey.
498
00:18:33,229 --> 00:18:34,395
Hey, Pete.
499
00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:37,231
Pete: Well, I didn't end up here
500
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,699
on my Alive Day,
501
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,168
but I still ended up here.
502
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:43,404
So much for therapy, huh?
503
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:45,506
It's just...
504
00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:47,574
seeing those soldiers up on that screen...
505
00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:48,909
made me think about
506
00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:51,178
all the guys that didn't make it that day.
507
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,915
I mean, why should I get
to celebrate anything?
508
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:57,284
Because you lived, Pete.
509
00:18:59,687 --> 00:19:04,024
Yeah, I gotta tell you...
510
00:19:04,026 --> 00:19:07,194
sometimes that is really hard to accept.
511
00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:09,963
You know, I have an Alive Day, too.
512
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:17,104
You can't get through one
without feeling regret.
513
00:19:17,106 --> 00:19:20,841
But now... I can talk about it
514
00:19:20,843 --> 00:19:22,276
while getting a massage.
515
00:19:25,046 --> 00:19:27,047
I just feel so guilty.
516
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:30,350
It's okay to feel guilt, son.
517
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,089
It's okay to feel joy, too.
518
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,157
(Sighs)
519
00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:42,229
We're so glad you're here, Pete.
520
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:44,698
All your brothers are.
521
00:19:47,235 --> 00:19:50,704
That was the best night
of my life, Sergeant Hill.
522
00:19:50,706 --> 00:19:51,905
Yeah, it was.
523
00:19:51,907 --> 00:19:53,307
You gave me hope.
524
00:19:53,309 --> 00:19:54,641
You made me shine.
525
00:19:54,643 --> 00:19:56,076
You made me a king.
526
00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:57,578
You made me happy.
527
00:19:57,580 --> 00:19:59,379
You got me totally wasted.
528
00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:00,781
Like, seriously, thunder-smashed.
529
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,216
- Yeah.
- (Chuckles)
530
00:20:02,218 --> 00:20:05,118
You're supposed to be here, son.
531
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:21,268
We are brothers.
532
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:23,437
Yeah, we are.
533
00:20:25,607 --> 00:20:28,108
Okay, let's go celebrate my Alive Day.
534
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,476
(Whoops, cheers)
535
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,278
Way ahead of you, brother! Ah!
536
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,679
(Whooping)
537
00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:35,482
Yep, he's already getting naked.
538
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,050
(Whooping)
539
00:20:39,687 --> 00:20:42,156
- (All cheering)
- Let's do this!
540
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,190
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
541
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:48,629
Facing tempests of dust
542
00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:52,132
I'll fight until the end
543
00:20:52,134 --> 00:20:54,468
Yeah!
544
00:20:56,371 --> 00:20:58,505
Creatures of my dreams
545
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:02,943
Raise up and dance with me...
546
00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:05,712
I'm looking for Chubowski?
547
00:21:05,714 --> 00:21:07,314
George Chubowski?
548
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:08,382
Lori!
549
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,350
Wait!
550
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,952
I'm coming for you!
551
00:21:11,954 --> 00:21:13,887
- (All whooping)
-
Now and forever
552
00:21:14,622 --> 00:21:24,225
I'm your king...
553
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:34,000
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